10 Things I will NEVER try

10. Skydiving: me and heights do not mix. Fast drops in pressure hurt my ears, actually. I once went on Motezuma's revenge at stateline and thought my head was going to explode! :(

9. Eat Beets: It's true. Beets are the world's most disgusting food.

8. Cybersex: awwwwkwaaarddddd.

7. Give up Sugar: My greatest addiction in life. I can eat sweets like it is my J-O-B.

6. Give up Gossip: Everyone talks about everyone...deal with it. On a related note: I will give up perezhilton.com- that guy is on my list right now.

5. Eat ANYTHING on: www.thisiswhyyourefat.com (Self explanatory)

4. See a scary movie in 3D: Final Destination 45 in 3D...I TOTALLY don't think so. As if scary movies weren't torture enough...now shit is gonna fly at my face. No gracias. Nothing is fun about being scared out of your mind! And the nightmares that follow- soooo not fun.

3. Long Distance: Yeah, I did it. For FOUR years. I'm not saying it wasn't worth it- it was. There were some really good times but overall there was a lot of frustration and compromise.

2. Twitter: It's creepy. No one needs to anyone's every minute activities. People are so obsessed with themselves that they think others want to hear every tiny life detail...pulease. Yeah ok, a little harsh...sorry if you're on twitter (but who am I kidding- no one reads this!)

1. Sex Tape: ALWAYS A BAD IDEA. It'll get out, you'll get hurt and ruined. Not a good idea. Leave the taping to the professionals folks, grab a mirror and enjoy the present!